The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
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