I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
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his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
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how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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