Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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