walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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