No awkward lesbian experiences without me
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
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I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
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I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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