like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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