sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
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