how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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