Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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