You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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