I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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