these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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