sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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