last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
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At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
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So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
You almost got us killed.
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I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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