I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
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