Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
So.. my mom just told me she hasn't gotten laid in 7 years... I'm really disturbed.. at the same time... At least now I know why shes so damn cranky all the damn time
Please don't tell me you're asking me to have sex with your mother.
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How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
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she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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