i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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