we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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