it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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