So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
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Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
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When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
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