Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
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