Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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