This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
Success! We fucked roommates!
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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