i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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