He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
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I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
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I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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