Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
high people should be assigned attendants
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
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areolas are like halos for boobs.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
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It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
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