Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
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oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
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Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
I'm currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
just to let you know, that was probably the funniest text i've ever received.
I suppose that kind of helps fill the void where my self respect used to be.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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