Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
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After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
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She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
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