My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I didn't notice because vodka
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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