I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
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no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
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I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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