youre lurking in front of me
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
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so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
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One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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