Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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