do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
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i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
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official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
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