So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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