There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
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