Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
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