just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
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