ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
Randomize
