When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
I just want to make out with him forever
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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