What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
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repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
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I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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