help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
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i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
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His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
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