i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
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Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
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You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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