yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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