but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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