oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
This is classic penis vs brain.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
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