There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
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Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
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No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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