wakey wakey hands off snakey
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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