8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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