it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
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She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
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We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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