so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
zippers are such a cool invention
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
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She even gives head with a lisp.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
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Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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