Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
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Did we literally take a cab across the street
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
What a dumb baby whore.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
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didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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