What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
Randomize
