Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
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he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
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I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
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