I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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