Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
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I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
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Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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