He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
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