Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
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Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
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In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
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