the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
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My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Green mimosas i think yes
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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